Thursday, November 20, 2008

ANTHRAX SCARE AT BYU!

BYU football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach, Bronco Mendenhall, immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line.

Practice was resumed today after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

4 comments:

Holly said...

Oh that's very, very, funny!

Patty R said...

Too funny. Go UTES!!!

Beth and Chad said...

Ah, don't we love the BYU football players? Goes to show that we are WAY more likely to win!

Anonymous said...

Oh, that's great! I love rivalry week

- Jenn